Pregnant DoS coming through! (с)
воскресенье, 05 мая 2013
Pregnant DoS coming through! (с)
КАК ВАРИТЬ ЯЙЦА
Если надо варить яйца, только что вынутые из холодильника, положите их в холодную воду и нагревайте на самом медленном огне.
Яйца при варке часто лопаются. Что бы этого избежать, добавьте в воду столовую ложку соли. Если скорлупа лопнет, содержимое не вытечет.
Что бы яйцо не треснуло, проколите его скорлупу тонкой иглой или положите на дно кастрюли блюдце, перевернутое вверх дном.
Если яйцо уже треснуло, влейте в кастрюлю немного уксуса. Тогда белок не вытечет наружу.
Если сырое яйцо треснуто, его можно варить в сильно подсоленной воде, и опускать его надо уже в кипящую воду при помощи ложки.
При варке в бурно кипящей воде белок яйца получается твердым, а желток жидким. При слабом кипении - наоборот.
Яйцо всмятку готово через 2-3 минуты варки, в мешочек - через 4-5 минут, вкрутую - через 8-10 минут. Если варить дольше, желток станет твердым, а вкус ухудшится.
Вареное яйцо можно отличить от сырого, покрутив его на столе. Вареное вращается долго и быстро, сырое быстро останавливается, сделав 2-3 медленных оборота.
Сваренное яйцо следует быстро опустить в холодную воду и остудить. Иначе, оно будет плохо очищаться от скорлупы.
Разбейте яйцо сначала над пустой посудой, что бы убедиться в его свежести, а потом добавляйте к другим продуктам.
Если вам нужен только белок, проткните яйцо толстой иглой с обеих сторон. Белок вытечет, а желток останется в скорлупе и сможет еще какое-то время храниться в ней.
Свежесть яйца можно проверить, опустив его в банку с подсоленной водой. Свежее - опустится на дно, испорченное - всплывет. Яйцо средней свежести будет плавать посередине.
Белок лучше взбивать, если он свежий и охлажденный, а желток хорошо растирать с сахаром в теплом виде. Не взбивайте белок в алюминиевой кастрюле, он потемнеет.
А если вы планируете не просто сварить яйца, но и покрасить их, то посмотрите наши советы как красить яйца на Пасху.
четверг, 02 мая 2013
Pregnant DoS coming through! (с)
9 Мая в Киеве: парад оркестров, огненно-воздушное шоу и салют
В ходе празднования Дня Победы киевлян ожидает нетрадиционная программа. Об этом, как передает корреспондент ForUm’а, в ходе брифинга заявил главный режиссер торжественных мероприятий празднования 9 Мая в столице Анатолий Соловьяненко.
По его словам, после поднятия государственного флага на флагштоке на Майдане Независимости, в 9.00 состоится дефиле военных духовых оркестров. «Это будет очень интересное театрализованное действо при участии коллективов Минобороны, Государственной пограничной службы, МВД, которые пройдутся по Крещатику, исполняя популярные мелодии.
После этого по Крещатику проедет отреставрированная военная техника времен Второй мировой войны, а также в сопровождении духового оркестра в военной форме пройдут участники военно-исторического шествия», - рассказал он.
После этого с 10.00 до 11.00 на Майдане Независимости состоится концертная программа Академического ансамбля песни и пляски МВД Украины, а до 19.30 киевлян будут поздравлять лучшие коллективы из всех областей Украины.
В 19.30 выступит Киевский муниципальный духовой оркестр, в 20.00 – Национальный заслуженный академический ансамбль танца Украины им. П. Вирского, в 21.00 – Ансамбль песни и пляски Вооруженных сил Украины, а в 21.45 на площадке возле отеля «Украина» начнется огненно-воздушное шоу, которое закончится салютом с Труханова острова.
Также, по словам Соловьяненко, для ветеранов в 13.00 начнется праздничная программа в Национальном музее истории Великой Отечественной войны. В мемориальном комплексе будет зажжен Огонь славы, возложены гирлянды Военной славы, состоится концертная программа «Песни Победы». Также ветеранов пригласят отведать блюда полевой кухни, наградят подарками и сувенирами.
По информации заместителя председателя КГГА Виктора Коржа, на концертную программу в День Победы потратят около 1 млн грн.
В ходе празднования Дня Победы киевлян ожидает нетрадиционная программа. Об этом, как передает корреспондент ForUm’а, в ходе брифинга заявил главный режиссер торжественных мероприятий празднования 9 Мая в столице Анатолий Соловьяненко.
По его словам, после поднятия государственного флага на флагштоке на Майдане Независимости, в 9.00 состоится дефиле военных духовых оркестров. «Это будет очень интересное театрализованное действо при участии коллективов Минобороны, Государственной пограничной службы, МВД, которые пройдутся по Крещатику, исполняя популярные мелодии.
После этого по Крещатику проедет отреставрированная военная техника времен Второй мировой войны, а также в сопровождении духового оркестра в военной форме пройдут участники военно-исторического шествия», - рассказал он.
После этого с 10.00 до 11.00 на Майдане Независимости состоится концертная программа Академического ансамбля песни и пляски МВД Украины, а до 19.30 киевлян будут поздравлять лучшие коллективы из всех областей Украины.
В 19.30 выступит Киевский муниципальный духовой оркестр, в 20.00 – Национальный заслуженный академический ансамбль танца Украины им. П. Вирского, в 21.00 – Ансамбль песни и пляски Вооруженных сил Украины, а в 21.45 на площадке возле отеля «Украина» начнется огненно-воздушное шоу, которое закончится салютом с Труханова острова.
Также, по словам Соловьяненко, для ветеранов в 13.00 начнется праздничная программа в Национальном музее истории Великой Отечественной войны. В мемориальном комплексе будет зажжен Огонь славы, возложены гирлянды Военной славы, состоится концертная программа «Песни Победы». Также ветеранов пригласят отведать блюда полевой кухни, наградят подарками и сувенирами.
По информации заместителя председателя КГГА Виктора Коржа, на концертную программу в День Победы потратят около 1 млн грн.
среда, 01 мая 2013
Pregnant DoS coming through! (с)
12宮(きゅう
― 12 знаков зодиака
白洋宮 (Hakuyо miya) ― овен
金牛宮(Kingyukyu) ― телец
双子座(Futagoza) ― близнецы
すべてを表示...
巨蟹宮 (Kyokaikyu) ― рак
獅子座( Shishi-za) ― лев
乙女座(Otomeza) ― дева
秤座(Hakariza) ― весы
さそり座(Sasori-za) ― скорпион
人馬宮(Jinba miya) ― стрелец
やぎ座(Yagi-za) ― козерог
水瓶座(Mizugameza) ― водолей
魚座(Uoza) ― рыбы
― 12 знаков зодиака 白洋宮 (Hakuyо miya) ― овен
金牛宮(Kingyukyu) ― телец
双子座(Futagoza) ― близнецы
すべてを表示...
巨蟹宮 (Kyokaikyu) ― рак
獅子座( Shishi-za) ― лев
乙女座(Otomeza) ― дева
秤座(Hakariza) ― весы
さそり座(Sasori-za) ― скорпион
人馬宮(Jinba miya) ― стрелец
やぎ座(Yagi-za) ― козерог
水瓶座(Mizugameza) ― водолей
魚座(Uoza) ― рыбы
среда, 17 апреля 2013
Pregnant DoS coming through! (с)
АФЛУБИН (Aflubin)
Состав и форма выпуска: 100 мл капель для приема внутрь содержат Gentiana D1 1 мл, Aconitum D6 10 мл, Bryonia D6 10 мл, Ferrum phosphoricum D12 10 мл, Acidum sarcolacticum D12 10 мл, этиловый спирт 43% по массе; во флаконах темного стекла с капельным дозатором по 20, 50 и 100 мл.
Фармакологическое действие Афлубин (Aflubin): Противовоспалительное, жаропонижающее, анальгезирующее, иммуностимулирующее, дезинтоксикационное.
Показания Афлубин (Aflubin): В комплексной терапии гриппа, парагриппозных и простудных заболеваний верхних дыхательных путей, воспалительных и ревматических заболеваний с болями в суставах.
Беременность и лактация: Только по назначению врача.
Противопоказания Афлубин (Aflubin): Гиперчувствительность.
Способ применения и дозы Афлубина (Aflubin): Внутрь, за 30 мин до или через 1 ч после еды, 3 раза в день, взрослым и подросткам - по 10-20 капель в чистом виде или разведенных в 1 ст.ложке воды; детям до 1 года - по 1-3 капли, разведенных в 1 ч.ложке воды или молока; детям до 12 лет - по 5-7 капель, разведенных в 1 ст.ложке воды.В начале заболевания: принимают каждые 0,5-1 ч взрослым и подросткам - по 8-10 капель; детям до 12 лет - по 3-5 капель; детям до 1 года - по 1 капле до наступления улучшения, но не более 8 раз, после чего принимать 3 раза в день.
Условия хранения Афлубина (Aflubin): капли для приема внутрь : В защищенном от света и сильных электромагнитных полей месте при температуре не выше 25 °CСрок годности Афлубина (Aflubin): капли для приема внутрь : 3 г.
Состав и форма выпуска: 100 мл капель для приема внутрь содержат Gentiana D1 1 мл, Aconitum D6 10 мл, Bryonia D6 10 мл, Ferrum phosphoricum D12 10 мл, Acidum sarcolacticum D12 10 мл, этиловый спирт 43% по массе; во флаконах темного стекла с капельным дозатором по 20, 50 и 100 мл.
Фармакологическое действие Афлубин (Aflubin): Противовоспалительное, жаропонижающее, анальгезирующее, иммуностимулирующее, дезинтоксикационное.
Показания Афлубин (Aflubin): В комплексной терапии гриппа, парагриппозных и простудных заболеваний верхних дыхательных путей, воспалительных и ревматических заболеваний с болями в суставах.
Беременность и лактация: Только по назначению врача.
Противопоказания Афлубин (Aflubin): Гиперчувствительность.
Способ применения и дозы Афлубина (Aflubin): Внутрь, за 30 мин до или через 1 ч после еды, 3 раза в день, взрослым и подросткам - по 10-20 капель в чистом виде или разведенных в 1 ст.ложке воды; детям до 1 года - по 1-3 капли, разведенных в 1 ч.ложке воды или молока; детям до 12 лет - по 5-7 капель, разведенных в 1 ст.ложке воды.В начале заболевания: принимают каждые 0,5-1 ч взрослым и подросткам - по 8-10 капель; детям до 12 лет - по 3-5 капель; детям до 1 года - по 1 капле до наступления улучшения, но не более 8 раз, после чего принимать 3 раза в день.
Условия хранения Афлубина (Aflubin): капли для приема внутрь : В защищенном от света и сильных электромагнитных полей месте при температуре не выше 25 °CСрок годности Афлубина (Aflubin): капли для приема внутрь : 3 г.
воскресенье, 24 февраля 2013
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воскресенье, 10 февраля 2013
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The man who once said “life is worth losing” is dead. But his quotes live on. In no particular order here are his 101 best…
1.I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
2.Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
3.Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
4.A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
5.Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
6.I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
7.I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
8.You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
9.If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
10.Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 11.If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
12.No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
13.There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
14.The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
15.The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
16.Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
17.Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
18.Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
19.If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
20.If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
21.You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
22.Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
23.Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
24.As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
25.If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
26.The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
27.I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
28.I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
29.If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
30.You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
31.By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
32.Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
33.Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
34.I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
35.I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
36.When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
37.Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
38.I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
39.I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
40.I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
41.Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
42.So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
43.Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
44.Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
45.I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
46.Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
47.Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
48.God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
49.I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
50.One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
51.If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
52.What year did Jesus think it was?
53.George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
54.Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
55.In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
56.Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
57.“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
58.No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.
59.Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
60.The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
61.The future will soon be a thing of the past.
62.The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
63.The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
64.Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
65.The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
66.I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
67.Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
68.“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
69.Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
70.And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
71.Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
72.Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
73.Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
74.Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
75.I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
76.Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.
77.The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
78.If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
79.“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
80.Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
81.Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
82.“No comment” is a comment.
83.If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
84.You can’t argue with a good blowjob.
85.Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying.
86.So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
87.Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
88.Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
89.When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
90.The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
91.I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
92.If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
93.Hooray for most things!
94.Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
95.I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
96.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
97.May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
98.Life is a zero sum game.
99.Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
100.I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
101.It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
1.I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
2.Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
3.Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
4.A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
5.Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
6.I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
7.I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
8.You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
9.If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
10.Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 11.If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
12.No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
13.There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
14.The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
15.The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
16.Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
17.Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
18.Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
19.If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
20.If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
21.You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
22.Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
23.Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
24.As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
25.If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
26.The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
27.I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
28.I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
29.If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
30.You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
31.By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
32.Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
33.Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
34.I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
35.I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
36.When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
37.Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
38.I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
39.I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
40.I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
41.Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
42.So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
43.Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
44.Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
45.I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
46.Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
47.Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
48.God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
49.I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
50.One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
51.If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
52.What year did Jesus think it was?
53.George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
54.Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
55.In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
56.Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
57.“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
58.No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.
59.Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
60.The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
61.The future will soon be a thing of the past.
62.The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
63.The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
64.Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
65.The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
66.I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
67.Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
68.“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
69.Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
70.And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
71.Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
72.Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
73.Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
74.Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
75.I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
76.Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.
77.The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
78.If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
79.“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
80.Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
81.Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
82.“No comment” is a comment.
83.If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
84.You can’t argue with a good blowjob.
85.Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying.
86.So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
87.Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
88.Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
89.When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
90.The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
91.I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
92.If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
93.Hooray for most things!
94.Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
95.I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
96.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
97.May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
98.Life is a zero sum game.
99.Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
100.I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
101.It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
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а это, по идее, как моя бабушка печет *_* :
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1000 слов / A Thousand Words (2012)
7 (семь) жизней / Seven Pounds (2008)
Нечего терять / Nothing to Lose (1997)
12 / Двенадцать (2007)
Вечное сияние чистого разума / Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2008)
Эксперимент 2: Волна / Die Welle (2008)
«Прекрасная зеленая»
Дневник памяти
Ешь, молись, люби
Анализируй это
7 (семь) жизней / Seven Pounds (2008)
Нечего терять / Nothing to Lose (1997)
12 / Двенадцать (2007)
Вечное сияние чистого разума / Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2008)
Эксперимент 2: Волна / Die Welle (2008)
«Прекрасная зеленая»
Дневник памяти
Ешь, молись, люби
Анализируй это
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